As the global pandemic continues, schools were forced to discover a new method of teaching: zoom. This development has strangely led to a new evolutionary line of students, dubbed by scientists studenta procrastinatis. The diagram below shows a mock-up of the new elusive species in it's natural habitat.
As seen in the diagram,
studenta procrastinatis has developed an aversion towards pants, and roams from class to class in its pajamas. Taking a closer look at the laptop, a minimum of four tabs occupy the space at all times, with an average of 6-8 according to recent studies.
Studenta procrastinatis dwells on the bottom of the food chain with many predators, one of which named the breakout room. In the scenario that
studenta procrastinatis encounters this terror, it engages its natural defense mechanism: the disable video button. Hiding behind the black screen until the coast is clear,
studenta procrastinatis manages to escape group discussions 96.8% of the time. Another predator includes being called on, at which point
studenta procrastinatis is forced to lower it's virtual background and engage head on with its adversary. One of the reasons this species is so hard to capture is its nocturnal nature, staying tucked away in its den until approximately 7:15 AM, at which point it briefly emerges until noon. Various
studenta procrastinatis have been documented to consistently gaze downwards, though the exact cause of this phenomenon has yet to be discovered. Rumors of an emerging species,
studenta hybridus have been circling the scientific community, but there have been no confirmed sightings as of now.
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